Tom Hardy

In the case of Tom Hardy vs. the entire gay male population lusting after him, we find the defendant GUILTY! Surely you have read that 2008 magazine interview with gay Brit mag Attitude? Here are just some small snippets to strengthen our case:

Have you ever had any sexual relations with men?

As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. I’m an artist. I’ve played with everything and everyone…now I’m into my 30s and it doesn’t do it for me and I’m done experimenting.

Have you done it all?

Not all but I can imagine…It just doesn’t do it for me, sex with another man. But there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life.

Hmm interesting. Sounds like an admission of guilt to me, Mr Hardy? I enter into evidence the following selfie:

And just because I want to…this GIF:

I rest my case, your honour.