Bruno Mars
Again, this story isn’t that surprising – I mean, Bruno Mars is known for being a particularly small guy – but one groupie complained about how she had to ‘suck it up’ and ‘suck him off…the whole time rolling my eyes to myself while pretending to enjoy it.’ Ouch! Apparently Mars isn’t quite so blessed in the endowment department. The woman then went on to describe the sex:
“Have you ever driven all the way across town, wasted your gas and mileage just to find out your favourite store is closed? That’s how I felt about these worthless miles I just put on my pussy. The fuck was less than extraordinary. We fucked missionary and then I turned over so he can hit it from the back- also hoping that the slanted angle of being bent over with my back arched would provide more satisfaction for me….. NOPE! Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t a quick fuck. He definitely put it down for an extended amount of time.”
At least that’s something, right?
