Etsy is an unexpected source of sexy gift ideas!
Anyone who has picked up a crochet hook or pasted paper flowers onto any imaginable surface will be quite familiar with online marketplace Etsy. Etsy is the place to go for handmade gifts and all the shabby chic craft ideas you could possibly digest. So why on Earth would a swinger want to hang out on Etsy? Well read on. There are some sexy gift ideas that may just get you thinking about those crafty folk in a different way.
Sexy Crotchless Thong
The title says it all really. I’m not sure how much craft material Etsy store Uniquemind had to use to create this mind-blowing little number but somehow I don’t think anyone is going to care. Best of all? Postage is cheap. I’m fairly sure this would fit in a DL envelope!
Say It With a BDSM Card!
Swingers don’t want some Hallmark nonsense when it comes to greeting cards! If you’re going to send a card, you want one that really tells the recipient how you feel. This card by FourLetterWordCards is so cute but oh so cheeky. Master is sure to be won over 😉
Who wants a boring aquarium or terrarium with that naff scuba man figurine. Try one of these naughty figurines instead! In the throes of sexual passion, this cheeky pair is sure to be a conversation piece when you next have guests around. How many will notice right away?
Who doesn’t have a cat girl fetish, I ask you? Mask are sexy. Rubber is sexy. So it goes without saying that this rubber cat girl mask is uber sexy. House of Harlot boasts quality goodies but if you want some less pricey options, just do a search for cat mask on Etsy.
Forget soap on a rope (if they still exist…). What better way to get all soapy and wet than with a hot, hard piece of soap. In the shape of a penis! Sadly this penis is going to get smaller the more you use it, but hey! You’ll have fun in the process. I dare you to put one in your powder room 😉
Looking for something a bit more classy for your man? Check out TheLeatherLaboratory‘s handicrafts. Beautifully made leather pieces for the pleasure of you and your man. You’ll never settle for those horrible rubber rings or cold metal ones again!
