Swinger Party Don’t Dos

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Swingers Party Don't Dos

Swingers Party Don’t Dos

The most obvious of the swinger’s party don’t dos! At every party I’ve been to there’s always been that one guy or girl that is just way too drunk and is an embarrassment to themselves and/or their partner. It’s fine to get a little buzz going, but once you start to feel light-headed it’s time to have a water and slow down the drinking. No one wants to have sex with a drunken hot mess. If you find yourself feeling those voms coming on? Get. Out. Now. Don’t risk emptying the contents of your stomach on that hottie you were hoping to bang later in the night as I’m preeeeeetty sure that’ll ruin your chances.

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